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• Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?
• I caught my husband of 20 years looking at inappropriate pics of women on TikTok or Instagram. I'm not sure., but when I told him he got mad and made excuses of why they popped up. I then told him how I've snuck on his phone and saw what he's been looking at . We had a horrible big fight. I asked him why did he even marry me when I see the type he likes . Nothing like me, I'm petite, blonde and blue eyes. These women are dark haired dark eyed and have curvy bodies, large breasts, etc. I just don't feel the same about him after this. I can't get over this
• I'm very sick. 72 years old. I thinking I'm losing my mind. My dead friend told me it's going to be okay. I could feel him. There is more…I don't know what but more.
• Why do people hate fat people so much, even people who aren't exactly supermodels themselves? It seems like such a deep, passionate hatred, like they're offended by fat people just existing. Fat people didn't do anything to them, so why hate them?
• There's no way Republican Trump won all seven swing states. How was he able to cheat and steal the election?
• What is the Replika app, and how does it work?
• What does it mean when a guy says he's afraid of falling for someone else after going through heartbreaks?
• For those who were actually old enough to have experienced the 1970s and not for those who were born in the 70s. What were the pros and cons of that era?
• Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?
• Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?
• What do you think about wearing sheer pantyhose?
• Is it possible for humans to determine their past life as an animal? Is there a scientific method to prove this?
• Why is there no evidence of a multiverse theory?
• Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?